Caption Competition 279: The Ballad of Liam Lawson

29 comments on “Caption Competition 279: The Ballad of Liam Lawson”

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   “smelly cat, smelly cat…”

   

   

   

   

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   Here’s one I composed just after the second race, it’s titled “Woke up this morning, my job was dead”
   It got me through some bad times, and I rewrote it for someone else after Silverstone.

   

   

   

   

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   One little marshal, one little marchal
   One little marshal, brake-brake-brake
   Point your yellow up, point your yellow down
   And now drive around, around

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   Liam removes the “B” from his guitar, as he is over playing second string.

   

   

   

   

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   Liam chose an acoustic guitar, so there was no danger of a Marshall getting in the way.

   

   

   

   

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      I like this a lot! 😀

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      We got a winner here, no need to contest.

      

      

      

      

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      Brilliant.

      

      

      

      

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   “Racing Bulls in the hot sun.
   I fought the Lawson and the Lawson won.”

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   (To the tune of Roxanne by the Police)

   Reeeeeed-Buuuuullllllll, why’d you have to put me in the B team?
   Reeeeeed-Buuuuullllllll…….

   

   

   

   

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   “LAW hit the marshals, but LAW did not hit the deputy.”

   

   

   

   

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      Other songs on the Marshal Matters LP…
      “On the Road Again”
      “I Won’t Back Down”
      “Stand By Your Car”
      “The Gambler”
      “The Man Who Hit Mexican Marshals (He Was the Bravest of Them All)”
      “LAW Fought the Law and the Law Won”
      “Mexican Flyer”
      “LAW on the Run”
      “LAW Drives the Line”
      “Mexico City Blues”
      “Friends in LAW Places”

      

      

      

      

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         Blood on the Track
         Stewards’ Room Rock

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      “I’m here today to sing a song about a lawman and his marshals…”

      

      

      

      

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         “On the road again
         Goin’ places that I’ve never been
         Seein’ things that I may never see again
         And they can’t wait to get on the road again”

         

         

         

         

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   The man at the track said
   You gotta go back
   You know they didn’t even give me a chance
   Christ,! you know it ain’t easy…

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    “With the lights out, is it less dangerous?”

    

    

    

    

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    “Hello darkness, my old bull…”

    

    

    

    

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    Gonna take my problem to the United Nations
    (Eddie Cochran – Summertime Blues)

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    Hey now hey now, don’t dream it’s over…

    

    

    

    

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       Good one!

       

       

       

       

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    “The Lonely Bull”
    Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass (1962)
    

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    Urghhh…this certainly is tuned to Max preferences!

    

    

    

    

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       Another good one!

       

       

       

       

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    I said maaaayyybbeeeeee, you’re gonna be the one that overtakes meeeee………. and after allllllll, you’re the GOAT Lance Stroll

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    Hey there, Tsunoda, what’s it like in that Red Bull seat?
    You’re a thousand miles off the pace, but still, so far you’ve been sitting pretty
    Yes, you do
    I didn’t get as much time as you, I swear it’s true

    

    

    

    

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    Not the best pick.

    

    

    

    

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    Liam began to wonder if Helmut was taking the p#$$ about off-track skills.

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    Lawson learning “Vamos a morir” in Mexico for Hadjar move to RedBull next year.